Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

arm time

The time spent masturbating whilst thinking of a particular person.

Guy #1: Hey Bro, remember my ex from last year.. what did ya think of her?

Guy #2: Fuck, I gave her some arm time!

by mr_dirtbox December 4, 2010

chad time

When you go off whatever timing you want so you turn up to work an hour late and take extended breaks because you feel like it

1: He’s an hour late
2: Yeah, he’s on Chad Time

by anabsoultelegend April 29, 2020

Sobaquito time

The action of putting your hands under someone else’s armpits with the objective of warming them up.

Example 1: *playing basketball* Grace: “My hands are freezing, I don’t have gloves. What do I do, mates?” David: “Sobaquito time!!!”

Example 2: *snowball fight* Kimestry: “I can’t feel my fingers. Does anyone have gloves?” Sam: “No, but...sobaquito time!!!”

by umpa98lumpa February 2, 2019

Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 29, 2021

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011