thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Strawberry Thunder

A person, usually ginger, that has no Aura

Look at how you’re dressed Strawberry Thunder! Haha

by ——_——-!!&@ May 22, 2024

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Thunder punk

A music genre that is not like any thing else. It relies on only simple parts of songs with very noisy improvisation throughout. While the music is whimsical it is generally heavy. Often the tracks are distorted. It’s name comes from the thunderous sound and the punk like attitude that can be felt in the music.

Let’s listen to Thunder punk it’s the best.

by Krackle September 14, 2018

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Thunder cookie

Nat, Nathanial, the ancient prophecy

Nat is a thunder cookie

by anonymous August 14, 2025