Thomas

a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.

*Sees a dick drawn on the board *
Person: wow that’s a work of a thomas right there

by supm8te October 20, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a very cool kid though doesnt know how to fight properly and may try to bend your fingers back. He also owns fake hypebeast clothes and gadgets. Usually crush on people with not the cleanest hair in the world.

Person 1: "Did you see how he fought?"
Person 2: "Yeah i know right! He fights like his name is Thomas."

by RealFortniteNinja November 18, 2019

Thomas

If you ever meet someone named Thomas, your first impression of him might be weird. At first he seems a little bit stalkerish but he comes around at one point and you will notice all the good qualities in him. Like that he is a very good listener and that he will always be there for you. He might come on a bit strong at first but you will eventually notice that if he seems nervous around you, it's because he likes you!

I met this guy named Thomas today. He seemed weird at first but he turned out to be really nice and funny! We're going out on a date tomorrow!

by Dylan obrien is bae 💖💖 January 9, 2018

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011

Thomas

Thomas is pretty much the perfect guy. Effortlessly smart, funny, attractive, athletic, kind, very tall…. the list goes on and on. He might seem cold, but his personality is anything but that. He can make anyone smile with his jokes or endearing awkwardness. You are very lucky if you’re friends with Thomas; arguably even luckier if you’re dating him. He’s just an amazing person to be around and be with.

“Who is that extremely attractive guy over there?”
“I don’t know, but his name must be Thomas”

by Jikster<3 May 26, 2022

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Thomas

A particular rectangle in size, shape and hue.

Full name THOMAS-AT-23-6-12.

Thomas was alone. Wow. What a weird first thought to have.

by ThomasCreator November 25, 2019