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Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023
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Machine

Mandem: Let da machine rain on dat yute, bruv
by The Slizzard Wizard March 27, 2025
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Time-Machine Concept

It’s when something it’s going to get invented but it takes years for it to get invented, or for it to become popular?
*the year is 2014* (Person 1) What are you making? (Person 2) 2 new Words!!! They’re called Delulu and Solulu!!! (Person 1) You know how fucked up those words are? They can make your brain cells gone at this time of generation!!! *the beginning of Gen Alpha* It’s going to be a Time-Machine Concept!!! Which mean it will take years and years for it to become popular *Year 2025* (Person 2) Oh shit!!! (11 Years Later)(2025) (Person 1) Wow!!! I was right!!! Our 2 new words were very popular after 11 years of Trial and Error!!! (Person 2) Woo Hoo!!! I knew it would work!!! Let’s have the biggest and most serious celebration ever!!!
by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 3, 2025
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super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
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bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
by Dschizo May 11, 2018
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Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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