An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
Get the Tommen's Beardmug. by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021
Get the The Doug Beardmug. I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.
"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".
All sayings must include a chin stroke.
Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".
All sayings must include a chin stroke.
Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"
Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
Get the Beard on tash with a little bit of mashmug. When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
Get the Beard Droppingsmug. 
When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
by thejoebagley September 4, 2021
Get the bearded germanmug. The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.
by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023
Get the Brad Beardmug.