Mr. Noah

Evil.

Did you see Mr. Noah today? He’s looking extra menacing.

by Luckknobs November 30, 2021

Noah

Will fuck your mum and bang her faster than ur stepson could. He's got a big dick and is big brain without him u suck

Hi Noah
Yo cunt wassup

by Your mother is nice1 October 18, 2021

Noah

noah is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fat

person 1: your such a noah
person 2:how dare you call me fat

by anonymous November 4, 2021

noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.

Why are you such a noah

by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022

Noah

Noah is a great actor and is very posh sometimes. He can get rough and become hurtful. He has a weird sense of humor that is only sometimes funny. He is decent and will support you in any situation you find yourself in.

Person 1: Ahhhh, I've fallen over.
Noah: Are you ok? Do you need CPR?

by people of earth6 June 19, 2021

Noah Lyles

A sprinter from Florida that rose to prominence in the 200m. Is known for excessive showboating, that some may consider he is even worse than Bolt. Won World champs in 2023. Likes raisin bran crunch, money, and anime.

I think I'm going to double in Paris, but need to take a look in the mirror first because I'm Noah lyles.

by Redbilltherapist96 January 13, 2024

Noah

I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.

noah why are you so obsessed with him.

by Gaetaest June 26, 2022