When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
by EXQDAY November 05, 2023
Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.
Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.
Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
“Teddy Grahams is a test food”
by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOW May 08, 2022
A well-versed term in the fighting game community, for a game to pass this test, the player must realize he has been playing all night and realizes they must get off now
Player notices the clock and goes "Oh.. okay we gotta get off of this now.. this game still passes the 3am test"
by Datnyess December 09, 2023
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