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When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear
"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"
by samweis May 26, 2013
The that dirty bitch
by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014
To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."
by Mama Dragon July 13, 2017
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