ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*
Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021
you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch
by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009
An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.
<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team
by BOLIVER February 04, 2003
Commonly confused with the expression “go big or go home” by people who don’t know what they’re doing, this phrase actually refers to a reminder from a dude bro that if another dude bro cannot get an erection, he may as well just go home.
Jim Bob: Yo my dude! That girl totally just asked me for a one night stand!
Bruce: Remember to go hard or go home man!
Bruce: Remember to go hard or go home man!
by B*chplz January 23, 2018
go big or go home
by BobMarley1234567891011121314 September 28, 2010
to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.
1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?
Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.
2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!
Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.
Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.
2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!
Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.
by Rondell. August 26, 2009
An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs though, all the other ones will just hit you)
Jakky G:Don't talk to me you chav!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!
Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!
Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!
by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008