Urban Dictionary

A wonderful source of entertainment and rude jokes

A: Dude, it's really possible to shove your fist up someone's ass? Where did you get that?
B: The Urban Dictionary.
A: Oh... I trust it, then.

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

Urban dictionary

A gay website that your looking at filled with weird words

Ima go urban dictionary real quick

by EZA316 October 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.

Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.

Asshole.

With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.

by bloonsfan17 August 7, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website for retards run by a group of retards trying to retard the worlds intelligence one bullshit "definition" at a time.

Uh yeah aggreeance is a word, just check urban dictionary.

by Pseudonym541 October 27, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Secondly, Key concept 2- all media constructions involve the use of forms, conventions and codes. Most adults would not understand some of the things posted on this website. It is definitely a thing of this generation. The things posted are slang words which can be perceived as codes. Lastly, key concept 6, different people experience the same media message differently. Thousands read these definitions a day, and all experience it differently. Some may find them rude, funny, ignorant, accurate, the list goes on. The definitions are open to interpretation.

Father- "He just sent me a text saying wtf?! What does that mean?"
Kid- "Look it up on Urban Dictionary grandpa."

by JS2010 May 15, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A website that publishes words with out any substance. A dictionary written by the retarded and mentally disabled. Don't take it personally but if you have any form of intelligence what so ever your definition will be denied.

"My brother is slow I cannot understand anything he is say."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary it was created by retards for people with IQs."

by MrGreenCandleStick January 6, 2017

Urban Dictionary

An app that schools block because of boomers.

Yo dude, why did the school block urban dictionary
cause teachers don't like street slang.

by mikeyjr786876 January 23, 2020