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The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008
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Jimbo "the dead fuck"

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol
"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!
by yo yo to the ho ho May 11, 2009
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walk with the devil

by undaworld August 24, 2010
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Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH
by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010
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The Decemberists

The most excellent historical/literary indie rock/pop band that ever hit the airwaves. Led by frontman Colin Meloy, they constantly deliver songs that take us to worlds long gone to the sound of witty lyrics and perhaps a bit of polka or metal to back it up.
Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What're you listening to?

Me: The Tain, by The Decemberists

Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What the hell's that? All I know is that no one around me listens to it, so I shouldn't either. Everyone knows that musical taste isn't what you think sounds good, it's what other people tell me SHOULD sound good.

Me: **slaps forehead** Well then I'm telling you that it sound good and you should listen to it. In fact you WILL listen to it, or I WILL shove your #$@!ing damned Green Day®™© CD up your little ultra-conformist ass.
by Arrianus January 25, 2006
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the doom song

song sung by the retarted robot "Gir" on the first episode of "Invader Zim"
I'm gunna sing the doom song now doom de doom doom doom do de doooooooom dooom do doom deee doooooom do dom dooom doom
by chuckfrmgamestop January 23, 2007
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The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Of Me

A brilliant album by Brand New consisting of roots of indie rock and garage rock.

Contains songs like:
"Sowing Season (Yeah)" - a hell of a eargasm.
"Jesus Christ" - A song that took your christian girlfriend's virginity and gave it to Jesse Lacey
Last night, I touched myself to "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Of Me" and I swear I heard Jesse Lacey tell me he loves me after I came.
by ihaveamancrushonjesselacey January 7, 2010
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