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Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".
Sloppy Mop by BigGayLion January 3, 2015

Sloppy Shuffle 

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.
I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.
Sloppy Shuffle by room535 January 27, 2015

Sloppy Bull 

To lick someone else's saliva from testicles.
"Janice got with Randall after me? Hope she liked her Sloppy Bull."
Sloppy Bull by pseudonynemy January 30, 2015

sloppy mackerel 

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes
Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel
sloppy mackerel by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

sloppy jon 

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

sloppy purse 

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.