make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

second great-great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's great-grandson.

My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

irregular-triple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-triple-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

sesterple-second-cousin

Sesterple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.

My sesterple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.

"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."

by FiendishT August 21, 2009

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024