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Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"
by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024
mugGet the Balloon Thingmug.

Thing-a-ma-nigga

massive veiny black cock that’s gonna steal yo bitch
the thing-a-ma-nigga belonging to jaQuavious slapped my bitch in the face
by BOBBILL101 May 31, 2025
mugGet the Thing-a-ma-niggamug.

Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.
Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.
by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019
mugGet the Thingsmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Thing I, Angel JOs EORbles Wants And Knows To Consequence<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Thing I, Angel JOs EORbles Wants And Knows To Consequence<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Thing I, Angel JOs EORbles Wants And Knows To Consequence<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

the guy writing this thing

Hello. Means someone who is looking at it
you are looking the guy writing this thing
by anonymous April 1, 2022
mugGet the the guy writing this thingmug.

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