Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Cody In the Morning

Codys eyebrows ruffle up in the morning

"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"

by pixies dirt May 23, 2022

Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.

"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."

by InfernalRites May 23, 2022

Morn

It’s mourning and moaning at the same time

When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)

by Cropscattt June 2, 2022

Goog morning

When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!

Oi, the captain is putting on a goog morning!!

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad December 9, 2021

Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up

My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning

by Atothez December 17, 2021