car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.

When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!

by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011

Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.

Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?

by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020

Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.

Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?

by Ytowngames November 20, 2022

pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024