Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.

I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.

by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010

Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.

I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.

by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010

Ass Pappy

Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy

by rice-cricket January 19, 2011

Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

Enormo-Ass

A gigantic ass that is disproportionate for the body it is attached to.

Dude, that ass looks like a VW bug being held up by a set of toothpicks. That's an enormo-ass

by Thanks Pete January 13, 2008

ass orchestra

Uncontrolable Flatulance, or passing of gas

"Man, I Think The Ass Orchestra is coming to town"

by Bank$$ November 25, 2007

ass-wailing

to be going really fucking fast

He was ass-wailing down the street.

by random student January 1, 2008