bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo October 31, 2015

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Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound February 20, 2012

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Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024

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Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

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beard banana

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.

I walked down the street wearing and holding a beard banana.

by Tahaku December 01, 2016

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