someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
Get the human skin tagmug. When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.
(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")
by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011
Get the The Human Keg-ipedemug. by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
Get the human dump slidemug. by You are waste August 8, 2017
Get the waste of human spacemug. When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.
by ALPH4 May 4, 2012
Get the Human Butane Fillmug. One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018
Get the Human Shock Absorbermug. When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023
Get the Human swim capmug.