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devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.
by Harley2008 November 12, 2013
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Cleaning out his pipes

-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.

-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.
Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.
by G-Fang January 2, 2009
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Out-kicked His Coverage

When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.
"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."
by tits mcgrath January 18, 2009
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get his rocks off

when a man releases his cum
He doesn't love you, he just wants to get his rocks off.
by suzy & claire August 26, 2006
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Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.
"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.
by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005
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get off his nutz

an action in which one person and/or thing is constantly mentioning someone to a point where it annoys the person whom the person is mentioning it to.
Get off his nutz, you have been talking about Tyrone all day and it is beggining to annoy me.
by Ben Sandoval November 12, 2003
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Frog In His Pocket

Somebody of less than normal or childlike intelligence. Derived from the idea that a dim witted child might collect and keep in their pocket objects of interest, such as a bottle top, a piece of string ,marbles and a frog.
" I am not sure about that guy up the street. He seems like he's got a frog in his pocket!"
by patto98 December 17, 2016
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