Worst Girlfriend

she is the worst girlfriend she got drunk and decided to kiss on other dudes
by Xbox fhd August 18, 2023
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Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 03, 2020
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May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022
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Stamms girlfriend

Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai
Stamms girlfriend uses pad Thai to lure children into her van
by Pad Thai November 03, 2021
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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 06, 2024
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August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl
by faybitch107492 August 02, 2021
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"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
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