pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

by Zafmiester December 12, 2017

it was grand

HEJ

It was grand JOHNBOB

by 123456789hbf March 8, 2018

great-great-grandchild

Great-grandchild's child.

My great-great-grandchild is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-great-great-grandchild

Great-great-grandchild's child.

My great-great-great-grandchild is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-great-great-great-grandchild

Great-great-great-grandchild's child.

My great-great-great-great-grandchild is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019