flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser
i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured
by gorillaorgasm March 12, 2016
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Flaming cock

When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"
Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
by January 23, 2023
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Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.
(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.
by Chrisbe February 10, 2009
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to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
by acshowtime February 03, 2011
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flaming bagpipe

A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.
The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.
by stokeanator August 03, 2013
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the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.
Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....
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you tryna flame?

a question used to respond to an attempted insult/ dissing someone
Person 1: Minecraft Steve lookin ass

Person 2: you tryna flame???
by GrimPP September 07, 2021
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