Dylan

A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN

He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.

by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018

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Dylan

The guy I have a crush on

I like him, his name is dylan

by Unknowncrusher414 June 5, 2018

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dylan sawitzky

When you can fuckin ride a dirtbike like a badass.

I rode my dirt bike like Dylan Sawitzky!!!

by Buttfucker77 June 7, 2018

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dylan ditgen

the sexest strongest man in arkansas and has the biggest gigantic penis

dylan ditgen is so sexy and awsome

by dude ditgen June 8, 2018

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Dylan

huge cock in his pants, and hates every red haired person and is a fucking legand

Dylan is sexy

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Dylan Yu

The worst Fortnite player. Dies instantly off spawns, gets no elimations every match, and overall shitty builder. Makes “your mom” jokes every single second. Sexually attracted to boys.

Patrick: Hey, Dylan what are you doing?
Dylan Yu: Your mom

by mobilizedbanana June 23, 2019

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