Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017

Delaware Dirt Path

The act of performing intercourse through someone's colostomy hole.

Andrew decided to take the Delaware Dirt Path when his 80 year old domestic partner had his b-hole sown shut

by Abhi Jablome August 6, 2017

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017

Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.

Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"

by Idionyymi September 3, 2017

hollow dirt

The gaping state of a woman's asshole before unclean anal.

Tom: Yo, Ben I heard that Jenny is hauling a load of hollow dirt

Ben: Yeah man, it's true, I want a picture of that hollow dirt

by themusicmajor October 16, 2018