Field crotch

A Vagina filled with fungi

My girlfriend has field crotch

by The French Whore January 10, 2016

Crotch Leprechaun

A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.

Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

by CrazyGirl1991 November 13, 2020

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 02, 2024

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 02, 2024

doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.

Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!

by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023

Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020