Christmas Cracker

A prank pooled just before or during christmas.

Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!

by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 23, 2017

salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.

the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Cracker Foot

A girl who has white feet.

Miranda has a cracker foot.

by Shanay Miller February 5, 2009

Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

by its_tator November 6, 2006

pussy ass cracker

Any member of Law enforcement in the south.

Man fuck you Courtney you pussy ass cracker.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

Utah-flavored cracker

a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way

Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, he's a Utah-flavored cracker

by Harvey M February 2, 2009

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.

Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.

by jt34 October 31, 2008