The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.
Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!
I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.
I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.
by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021
 Get the Cracker Momentmug.
Get the Cracker Momentmug. by Shanay Miller February 5, 2009
 Get the Cracker Footmug.
Get the Cracker Footmug. when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.
by definition man with definition October 13, 2019
 Get the salty crackermug.
Get the salty crackermug. Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation.  Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.
Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.
or
Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.
or
Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"
by its_tator November 6, 2006
 Get the Christ on a fucking crackermug.
Get the Christ on a fucking crackermug. by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008
 Get the pussy ass crackermug.
Get the pussy ass crackermug. by Harvey M February 2, 2009
 Get the Utah-flavored crackermug.
Get the Utah-flavored crackermug. Noun:  A white woman with a very large ass.  
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick.  So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl.  She ain't gonna shit right for a week.
by jt34 October 31, 2008
 Get the Cracker Barrelmug.
Get the Cracker Barrelmug.