Eat a candy bar.

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

by EchopleX June 23, 2009

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane

Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!

by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021

russian candy cane

when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo

- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.

by romskoloy May 27, 2019

candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

by Spektrum January 6, 2015

8th Grade Candy

female 8th graders with nice booty that fuck with high schoolers

"You see Caitlin, bro?" "haha yeah bro she defintely 8th grade candy"

by Yaboii7 June 21, 2016

cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.

She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.

by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009