California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.

Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."

by lapda September 5, 2022

California Virgin

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

by ladykiller97 October 25, 2022

California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.

Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022

California

Slang for Hell, home to many demons.

what the California?!?

by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.

I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!

by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022

Troy High School California

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute

Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.

by ded server mod September 14, 2022