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California Roll

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016
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California

The place where you find annoying ass middle aged women that are most likely soccer moms
Man, the moms in California are so annoying!”
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME June 18, 2024
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Warner Springs, California

A small rural town in the back country of San Diego. There’s a few areas -census-designated places (aka nicknames for parts of city), Oak Grove, Sunshine Summit, Chihuahua Valley, Los Tules, etc. Oak Grove official sign has underneath a wooden sign stating “97 pleasant people, 2 or 3 grouches. Most of Warner Springs needs that sign updated with number of people living there. There are some older residents having lived in forever that own large property, young families as well & a senior community nestled on it.

It’s far from civilization where nearest necessities exist & obviously all Caucasian community. There’s also tribal reservations and a tiny presence of minorities.

Honestly, it’s not hit or miss, there’s really nothing there, you’ll have to drive far to get supplies, no activities, few wineries & bar restaurants that close early. If you’re finding yourself driving to San Diego or Temecula for your usual fun activities, this is not the place for you. If you love living in the boonies, living a secluded boring life this’ll due.

Some friendly people and some who do t want to be bothered. Most are comfortable with people they’re familiar with and most don’t take kindly to outsiders or folks who are not like them.

I don’t want to live far away from the medical facilities, it’s that far.
Ever heard of Warner Springs, California? Neither have I.
by Cacakicks April 27, 2024
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eastcoast california

The eastcoast equivalent of California is directly situated on the opposite side of North American from California. This province of Canada, Nova Scotia is situated in eastern Canada.
"He's from the eastcoast California" is equal to: "He's from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia."
by W.D.J.M December 17, 2007
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California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.
Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
by lapda September 5, 2022
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California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy
Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over
by California creamy hotpocket January 10, 2024
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California loser highlight reel

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.
Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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