sea center

the sea center is a place with lots of fish and two superior employees named hannah and adelia. it's the best place in santa barabra. if you go there, avoid the guy named max. he's scary and he'll attack you

H: Wanna go to the sea center?
A: Yes.

by strayraymond February 21, 2024

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024

The center

You want me to agree that YOUR FAMILY is more important than me. I don't expect you to consider me more important than your family. I expect you to toss my life aside in the name of your family as though it were nothing.

Hym "Yeah, that's great. You be in the center and appreciate me as a novelty. Fantastic."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Byron Center Blow Dryer

It is the act of cumming on a man or woman’s face, and burping on it until it’s dry, then throwing up into their dirt star and having them poop out your vomit and their feces onto your back

Yo, did you hear that lake edward marsh gave Adam Clark a Byron Center Blow Dryer, no way they do that freak shit

by Skatplay May 8, 2024

Line Counter

A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.

That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.

"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post

by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024