Jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets are simple little bracelets. The stupid meanings are meant for whores/sluts that have nothing better to do.

I wear the bracelets because I want to, not because I want sex/to make out/ etc.

"I have the ugliest jelly bracelets ever."

by Sydney January 14, 2005

got bruce lee on his ass

to beat the hell out of some one, to get real angry at someone. go midevil on his ass

old Karl seen Jeremy the other day and "got Bruce Lee on his ass"

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

animal bracelet

Gayest shit on the face of the planet. If you wear one, you're an automatic failure to life and should go kill yourself.

Ashley: "Hey look at my penguin animal bracelet"
Sam: "You're fucking gay."

by Vince the man June 10, 2010

brocel

Brocel is a fellow brother of the Reddit incel community. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgins who are repulsive to the eyes and ears. Brocels are known to have massive fat fucking chodes that normally can’t fit into the average woman’s vagina, and they normally jack off at least 5 times a day to gay hentai and have a minimum of 3 anime waifu body pillow in their home. Brocels often spend their time on Reddit expressing their miserable, dateless lives still under the same room with their mom who plays Bingo at the local recreational center on Saturday-Sunday, and staring in the mirror to find a massive fucking 10-head (huge fucking Neanderthal looking forehead) that they will never get rid of. If you see these motherfuckers in the street...run.

“You dude did you see that fat fucking Reddit brocel in the corner of the McDonalds?”

“Yeah, this motherfucker is really crying his ass out and hugging an anime body pillow, the fuck.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

bruce detter

has a really big heart. he is beautiful inside and out. has rosey cheeks. has sky blue colored eyes. tan skin. big feet ;) is Strong and isn't scared to show his sensitive side. has a big ass . drives a little blue bug . Funny, intelligent, athletic, caring, loving, protective, and so much more. is a smart ass and has a strong sense of humor. cute laugh. is a flirt. Is good at hiding things from you which makes him a good liar. those are his only flaws. You either love him or you don't. <3 <3 .. would make the best fiancé, husband and daddy ever. Can only COEXIST with the girl he gave his heart to.

person1 : who's the guy driving that little blue bug ???
person2: thats bruce detter isn't it obvious?
person1: man look at him go

by hisberry October 8, 2011

das bruce

One crazy ass mothafucka, bobby pin bitch. Ya heard? Plays Trogdor and shiz.

Das Bruce lives in a log cabin surrounded by wonderment.

by Ari Friedman November 10, 2003

Jelly Bracelets

Jelly bracelets are used both as a fashion statement and as a sex thing. Not everyone who wears them is wearing them for sex. If they are used for the sex game, the meanings of the colors vary from area to area. Normally, though, a general guide to the colors is available if you search "jelly bracelets" on the web (Yahoo, Google, etc.).

I wear blue bracelets for oral and guys snap them off my arms to get head. (THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE, I DON'T GIVE GUYS HEAD FOR SNAPPING MY BRACELETS)

by Victoria November 27, 2003