A very talented impressionist and underrated film and television actor. Has appeared in almost every popular comedy movie of the last five years. Currently performs on Saturday Night Live. In addition to being a funny man, he is also a genuinely sweet and good-natured person.
Impressions and characters from SNL and required viewing include: Al Pacino, Alan Alda, Julian Assange, James Mason, Seth Rogen, Vinny Vedici, Nitro from Laser Cats, Crazy Carl from The Meeting, and Stefon from Weekend Update.
Films include Superbad, Adventureland, Tropic Thunder, Night at the Museum 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Rod, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Pineapple Express and Paul.
Impressions and characters from SNL and required viewing include: Al Pacino, Alan Alda, Julian Assange, James Mason, Seth Rogen, Vinny Vedici, Nitro from Laser Cats, Crazy Carl from The Meeting, and Stefon from Weekend Update.
Films include Superbad, Adventureland, Tropic Thunder, Night at the Museum 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Rod, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Pineapple Express and Paul.
Girl: Hey man, I've noticed there's this one guy who pops up in all my favourite comedies of recent years.
Boy: Sounds like Bill Hader. Was he in a minor role but still managed to be incredibly funny?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: Check him out on SNL, he's got a great Pacino impression.
Boy: Sounds like Bill Hader. Was he in a minor role but still managed to be incredibly funny?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: Check him out on SNL, he's got a great Pacino impression.
by Maebe3 March 13, 2011

The act of spitting chewing tobacco into a person's anus and then fucking them with it. In honor of slick willy sticking fancy cigars in women's cooters
by Imnotincontrolofthis April 22, 2020

An internet troll who constantly has avatars of the feminine persuasion or pretends to be a woman online just to use their victims for trolling purposes, also most likely serves as a body jumping parasite like the Jason parasite in Jason Goes To Hell. No one even knows what species or gender the troll in general really is, but sometimes points to being masculine. Also known for having disturbing rape fantasies.
by MM132 July 17, 2016

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school
(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.
by notyaD May 20, 2014

by Dom1669 June 12, 2016

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates
Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model
3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model
3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
by Sir. B November 11, 2022
