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Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
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release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.
I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
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360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
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Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.
Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
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beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series
by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
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