Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!
by Retarded Dictionary March 13, 2016
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ass orchestra

Uncontrolable Flatulance, or passing of gas
"Man, I Think The Ass Orchestra is coming to town"
by Bank$$ November 04, 2007
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Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 16, 2010
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toe in the ass

Term used for the consequence of an action that is not desired or frowned upon
If you don't straighten up, you're going to get a toe in the ass
by Alnomo May 07, 2016
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Boss Ass

I had a great time at that party, it was pretty boss ass!
by giveandget June 27, 2011
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Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"
by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008
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