This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. 1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
Get the Taco beardmug. Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014
Get the vomit beardmug. (n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.
by QueensCream November 14, 2011
Get the queermo beardmug. by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021
Get the The Doug Beardmug. When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
Get the Beard Droppingsmug. The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.
by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023
Get the Brad Beardmug.