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anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life
Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown
by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023
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Anal deathslide

To slide down a death slide naked smashing your cock into a woman's anus at the bottom
I gave her the anal deathslide
by Liam west May 13, 2014
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anal supremacy

Being supreme over one others anus
I proved my anal supremacy by raping my economics professor.
by I blow big loads all day March 19, 2014
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Anal Pulping

To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.
"Man, what happened to Ellie?"
"Her husband gave her a real anal pulping."
"Wow, lucky gal."
by John Willcox April 21, 2017
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Anal Dicking

A man who puts his dick in an ass. People who have anal sex with or without a condom. A woman who enjoys cum in her ass. Women who suck dicks that were up an ass. Especially people who enjoy being in True Anal porn videos. These people are fucking dumbasses and deserve nothing.
Person: Did you hear that Dave has STDs?
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.
by WordMaker1000 January 23, 2020
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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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