Teacher AIDS

You're a teacher who has AIDS

My teacher's are teacher AIDS.

by Not Pooperman April 13, 2020

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

wanna go to rite aid

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"

Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?

by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017

Fifa Aids

maqwell language. means conceding a goal in the 90th minute

Person 1: DAMNIT i just scored on in the 90th minute
Person 2: that's called Fifa Aids!

by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

dirty aide

Someone who likes to eat there plate after eating there food just for good fun :)

"Hey I'm done eating"
"Cool"
"Can I eat your plate?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm dirty aide"

by Big church May 3, 2020

Aids

A sex disease that can also be transmitted by sneezing , coughing , breathing

I got coughed on now I got aids.

by anonymous May 18, 2024