A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.
“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019
Get the Illogical Stonemug. A smart depressed teenage boy who is to obbiession with video games. A person that waits to the last mimute to get something done. Or just a ramdon person that has a trantiol chinese name . But there most likey to be both. But A stone is very helpful and will alwasy be there for you will you need them . They are also veyr funny and ncie. (there are most likey to be short) Stone's are rude but also cna be nice. They love them selfs to much btw. They also love calfiornia girls (the song) . They can be homophoica but not all the time. They can be ugly but sometimes they can be okay looking . Anyways always check in on your stones every once and a while
hey how are you stone
Stone: FUCK YOU
( other conversation)
Hey stone I want to die
(one reply)
Stone: okay go ahead
(or)
Stone: I see life in different phases ig there are times when u feel like shit and are at your breaking point
But there are also other times when you feel so happy that in that moment u can forget all the shit you've gone through
Stone: FUCK YOU
( other conversation)
Hey stone I want to die
(one reply)
Stone: okay go ahead
(or)
Stone: I see life in different phases ig there are times when u feel like shit and are at your breaking point
But there are also other times when you feel so happy that in that moment u can forget all the shit you've gone through
by Middleschooler26666 September 17, 2022
Get the Stonemug. by xXeliXx August 29, 2017
Get the Wailing stonemug. Stone Sour is an Alternative Metal band from Des Moines, Iowa and the Second band of Slipknot Frontman Corey Taylor
by LtManiax February 18, 2017
Get the stone sourmug. I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.
by Crinklecut June 18, 2013
Get the unroll the stonemug. Stone wrecker - the bitch or dude that won't shut the fuck up when your trying to enjoy your high. The ones that won't stop talking or stop bitching.
Omg blah blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah . STFU your being a stone wrecker. Or your home girl coming bitching about stupid shit and u just don't want to hear it when your high and just wanna watch family guy. STFU stone wrecker.
by Buzz killer April 30, 2014
Get the stone wreckermug. by Stella_nutella67 July 12, 2025
Get the Stone-whoremug.