jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill

Jason ortiz

by By awsome March 18, 2017

Jason

the orange mother fucker across the street that pushes the elderly down the stairs and eats babies

hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.

by God modding September 15, 2022

Jason park

N. Skibbity toilet Ohio rizzler with level 4 Kai cenat gyatt

You’re so Jason park, you’re so fanum tax!

by Only in ohio October 31, 2023

Jason

to have a big dick that fuck slender girl that wears a hoodie. Have a big daucatmoi.

partners: Tom(2020)
probably gay

I am Jason!

by Daucatmoi October 25, 2020

The Jason

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.

Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.

by Spanky888 September 3, 2023

Jason

Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.

Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"

by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020

Jason

The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.

She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad

by Harry Parat Estees November 18, 2020