he's a Khatumo man
by Bobbystrurrew January 24, 2024
My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.
by RStantnick July 11, 2021
A horrible creature made from the deepest and firey pits of hell (aka the field in the back of the school)
If you're ever feeling happy
and never sad
let me introduce you to kassidy man!
she'll harass you attack you and make you cry
forever and always until you die
and never sad
let me introduce you to kassidy man!
she'll harass you attack you and make you cry
forever and always until you die
by Croissant Man April 24, 2024
John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?
by Kfcmaster17 July 09, 2018
A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 14, 2023
A person who carries the name "El Booty Man" or can be shortened to "Booty Man" can be easily defined as the realest nigga around who has the smallest penis, but pulls the most hoes. They also will tend to stay home a lot and smoke weed.
Person 1: Did you hear El Booty Man is pulling hella hoes
Person 2: No fucking way he pulls
Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
Person 2: No fucking way he pulls
Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
by Bobby is cute February 01, 2024
by butterdog99 September 21, 2021