Taste My Treaty You Trick

1) A funny way to tell someone to stop fighting with you.

2) An (almost) polite way of telling someone you don't appreciate their insincerity.

3) To tell someone they need to get a life.

4) To telling someone off, but softening the blow because they are nothing but a trick-ass mark anyway.

5) The proclamation of a truce between two or more parties by the obvious victor in a fight.

6) To call a truce with someone who has no chance to succeed in fighting with you. The truce is their complete humility, and your victory is your love of life.

7) The only way to show compassion to a complete asshole.

Person 1: Look at me! I can lift myself up by putting other people beneath me!

Person 2: You better Taste My Treaty You Trick, or everyone here is going find out what your tears taste like.

by Naughtilus October 13, 2011

Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

by Death Menace December 4, 2022

Let My Love Open the Door

When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
When everything feels all over
Everybody seems unkind
I'll give you a four-leaf clover
Take all worry out of your mind
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
The only key to your heart
That can stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find this way
Come on and give me a chance to say

Let my love open the door
It's all I'm livin' for
Release yourself from misery
There's only one thing gonna set you free
That's my love
That's my love
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door
When tragedy befalls you (ooh)
Don't let it drag you down
Love can cure your problems (ooh)
You're so lucky I'm around
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart

by Death Menace September 22, 2022

add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

by Mollex February 24, 2021

why is my life fucking hell?

What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?

by uh..... wat April 15, 2021

My goals are beyond your understanding

A quote from the 2014 Flash TV series that reached meme status.

Reverse Flash: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

by Aqxer June 14, 2021

You can X my Y

Literally X means a verb while Y means a noun. The sentence as a whole is supposed to be used as an innuendo.

Example 1:
Speddy: This is how you do an innuendo. Ask me if I want to play Pokémon.
Lesby: Do you want to play Pokémon X and Y?
Speddy: Of course, friend! …You can X my Y.
Lesby: Ew, wtf mans? I’m named my name for a reason, you creep!

Example 2:
Lonnie: Hey, do you wanna go to a rock concert?
Kaleb: Of course, bro! …You can rock my concert.
Lonnie: Ew, gross! What the fuck, bro???

by Delete this account now September 2, 2023