my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

To Go Marianne On Your Ass

For someone, usually a girl, to punch a guy in the face as hard as possible after he has done something really stupid that is his fault. It is always his fault.

"I'm going to go Marianne on your ass, for crashing my car!"

To Go Marianne arse punch girl punch guy stupid guy guy's fault

by Are You Ted? April 17, 2011

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

by Ass God February 3, 2018

bug up your ass

To be angry about something that is trivial or of little importance.

Ramzi, why do you still have a bug up your ass about what I said to you last week. I was only joking...get over it already.

by Jessica76 November 25, 2007

bitch ass cunt motherfucker

(noun) (am. origin) when calling someone a bitch ass cunt isn't enough, the "motherfucker" is often added for emphasis. this is to display stronger emotion.
a bitch ass cunt motherfucker is the worst derogatory name that a person can be called. period.

"Teddy is a bitch ass cunt motherfucker."
"Why are you such a bitch ass cunt motherfucker?"
"Suck my dick you bitch ass cunt motherfucker."

by jmag March 2, 2007