What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
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Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
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Get the i am kevin mug.The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man
To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻
To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻
by Elijah gibson November 5, 2022
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1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024
Get the I put my cheese in your fridge. mug.Deprived from the words angel and demonix they have 2 meanings
1. to be good and evil at the same time depending on your mood
2. to be on both sides for your own goals and reasons
never trust them with your valuables
1. to be good and evil at the same time depending on your mood
2. to be on both sides for your own goals and reasons
never trust them with your valuables
1. "i am good right now but maybe later ill do some evil later im what you would call and angelomix"
2. " i am on both your sides mostly for my own reasons and goals not your i am an angelomix"
2. " i am on both your sides mostly for my own reasons and goals not your i am an angelomix"
by Triston320 May 18, 2016
Get the I am an Angelomix mug.I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.
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