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Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!
by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022
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man-fan

a less offensive term for gay male than faggot.
IMHO it would only be appropriate for women to use the term man-fan
by Sexydimma October 1, 2014
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Man

“Man” is one of the 1403 gender classes. It’s the second most popular class and about 42.64% of the human race is classified as a man. Man is one of the two elder-genders with the other being wamen. Man is the gender class with the most physical strength with the highest recorded power level of 1800, but as of now, the meta is leaning towards a more balanced physical strength, with the strongest kit right now being a member of the LGBTQ+ and/or wamen class synergised with the feminist/social justice warriors clan. The reasoning for this is the massive buff in special attack, allowing the user to control its environment and also control other members of the feminist or social justice warriors clan to make the life of the man miserable. They can use attacks like: “rape allegation”, “the victim” (which is also a passive ability) and “ultra rage scream”. While the mans abilities are: “rich” (which is also a passive ability), super punch (not very effective against the wamen class), and charm. The man class can also be infected by the “homo” virus which can turn the man into a LGBTQ+ class human.
- you stupid man.
Men are always so ignorant.
The wage gap benefits men.

- you are a man?!
by A member of the man class November 18, 2018
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Man-mug

1. A masculine face
2. A face that looks like a man.

This term refers to the masculine face of a non-passing trans woman. Middle age APG huns are notorious for having a man-mug. Usually accompanied by a cheap looking wig and clown like make up.
Fuck, I hate my man-mug so much. I gotta get that facial feminization surgery to fix that shit.

Yuck! That hun's man-mug is giving me a bad case of 2nd hand dysphoria.
by MysticMik September 19, 2021
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Noonie Man

A male that comes from Indian descent and normally harasses women
Oh my gosh look, its Kai, the noonie man
by Otis Debo January 30, 2024
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I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition
Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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Lappy Man

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man
by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022
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