Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's

You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

by Cap'n Douche June 12, 2012

Dick Blind

When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.

Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.

by beenjamin' June 12, 2015

Rat dick

EJ

man that guy EJ is a rat dick

shit! he is!

by anekabitezback April 11, 2017

dick jacker

meaning a little bitch tyring to steal your man

Look that bitch trying to kiss my boyfriend that little dick jacker!!!

by Tamizzy July 2, 2010

dick pouch

Vagina, Vageena, or Vagine.

"Yo bro, went trollin for some tight sliz and wound up in her dick pouch."

"No WAAAAAY!"

by yo mammy bich August 20, 2011

dick-to-phone

The definition of dick-to-phone means a good connection.

Like when you have the dick-to-phone connection.

Honey, can you turn on the dick-to-phone ?

Dick-to-phone ??!!

Now THAT's a GOOD connection !!!

Can you put that on tape for me, please ?

Thank you...

by Johnny Lingas May 7, 2011

poop dick

1. i man who trys to insert his penis into another humans anus
2. also used as a nickname for someone who has or attempted to do so:

1. timmy is a poop dick
2. miller tried to be a poop dick

USED AS NICKNAME:
timmy (poopdick)
or
miller (wanna be poop dick)

note, timmy and miller are not the same person or related in any way, there only connection is there love of the bum bum

by patricthenonegocentricbrotherofdan April 16, 2007