your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 6, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is someone you respect. She is your parent and is the one who sets rules. Listen to your mom.

Hello, John your mom is very very nice!

by I love titties6969 February 21, 2023

Your mom

A person who is either absolutely caring and loving towards you or in many cases a complete scumbag

Extra # 1: Hey man how´s your mom?
Extra: Can I have your mom instead

by I eat your toes for breakfast March 12, 2022

Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

Your mom

What I did last night.

Person: What have you done last night ?
Me: Your mom.

by Banco_ May 9, 2022

Your mom

What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼

I fugged your mom yesterday

by Caniputmyballsinyojaws400 August 29, 2021

your mom

what to say when you can't be bothered to do/say anything in life
Also a violation

Guy1: ( sarcastically) I feel sorry for you.
Guy2: I feel sorry for your mom

by Laiza23 October 23, 2023