Butter Twat

When one gets a female so wet, the fluid churns and is turned into butter.

-Dude i had some great sex last night.
-Oh word?
-Yeah man, it was so good that bitch had butter twat!

by Punisher93 July 11, 2010

hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

uneducated twat

Someone extremely annoying or who makes unneeded references

"It's just like blank"

"Shut up you uneducated twat"

by Past perfect May 24, 2014

Twat Jacket

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

by Indersisive March 25, 2009

bleeding twat

A girl whom is on her period and is very bitchy.

Miley Cyrus is a bleeding twat.

by ShadowWolf280 July 26, 2014

twat pirate

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

acrobatic twat

a really flexible vagina, gymnasts commonly have them after strenuous vaginal activities

damn foo melissa has a acrobatic twat, it was bouncing like a jumping jack!

by MattMcRib September 14, 2013