The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")
Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!
by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019
Get the plug turdmug. rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom
Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?
by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022
Get the rat turdmug. a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021
Get the turd satchelmug. A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.
by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022
Get the Turd Blanketmug. Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013
Get the turd scramblermug. Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!
by JYO42 November 9, 2015
Get the turd snotmug. A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
Get the Twat Turdmug.