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Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.
I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .
by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017
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Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.
I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.
by Chappy11 May 26, 2019
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Meat Builds

Another way of saying " Beat my Meat" or " Masturbate" without anyone knowing the true definition, you can say it anywhere
i'm about to hit the meat builds be right back guys

or

i just hit the meat builds and it felt good!
by lmaohahahaahah June 8, 2020
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Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.
Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016
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Meat Bus

When you reveal your penis and she says "Oh my god, that meat bus will destroy me."
by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021
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Good Meat

Good Meat is a term that encompasses many different meanings:

1) A sexual, term referring to the person as an object of 'Good Meat'
2) That someone is the host to a plethora of 'Good Meat', as in meat for eating. In this context you would take into account the supposed flavor of the meat, consistency, texture, tenderness, etc.
3) That someone is cool and bad ass, as opposed to being 'Bad Meat' which means that they can be any or all of the following: Smelly, douchey, slutty, extremely overweight, extremely underweight, a poser, an asshole, a bitch cunt bitch and so forth.
4) Good Meat is also a company that specializes in providing the public with 100% Good Meat. In every sense of the word.
Dylan: "Dude, Christopher Walken is the shit."

Kup: "I'll tell you what, Thass'um Good Meat."
by FernKrendle April 9, 2013
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After Meat

A word made by Ian Greer , A.K.A babieafro, A.K.A Reggie Ras, that means chafing of the penis after any semi extraneous activity or activities.
After hunting buffalo with Ian and Cameron, Eshan had a bad case of After Meat
by babieafro July 22, 2016
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